Chocolate Headphones
when in a three-some, you ask two partic-p-nts to face away from you and squat either side of your head. each -n-s is at ‘ear-level’. on a count of three, the partic-p-nts then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of “chocolate headphones.”
got lucky with two girls last night and i totally got a set of chocolate headphones. it’s the best christmas ever!
when in a three-some, you ask two partic-p-nts to face away from you and squat either side of your head. each -n-s is at ‘ear-level’. on a count of three, the partic-p-nts then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of “chocolate headphones.”
got lucky with two girls last night and i totally got a set of chocolate headphones. it’s the best christmas ever!
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