Chocolate Jizz
when a male is having -n-l-s-x and sh-t gets into his urethral orifice (p-n-s hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate j-zz.
warning: contrary to popular belief, chocolate j-zz is not real chocolate. it is actually sh-t coming out of your p-n-s. do not attempt to eat it. ever.
girl: did you just sh-t out of your weiner?
guy: nah, that was just some chocolate j-zz.
girl: is it real chocolate?
guy: ummmm…yeah.
girl: (tastes it) f-ck you!!!
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