chocolate lava crunch cake
the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an -n-l cream pie… what’s important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the -n-l resulting in the cream pie… and the next morning that r-mm-ng tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
“man, i better get tested for worms…”
“how come?”
“because i got so sh-t-faced last night that i ate that dirty b-tches’ chocolate lava crunch cake!”
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
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