Chocolate Merlin
noun; while having s-x doggystyle, a male takes a m-ssive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. this results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. the casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.
sandy broke up with me because i wouldn’t give her a chocolate merlin.
a depraved s-xual act involving wizards and chocolate. also known as “steven the wizard”.
steven is a twisted f-ck because he likes chocolate merlins.
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