Chocolate Milk

when you’re sad it turns your day around.
when your lonely its their for you
even when you’re bored their are the puzzles on the sides of cartons.
chocolate milk is so good you’ll c-m from the intense pleasure upon your taste buds.
the kids at lunch came all over the table when they drank chocolate milk at lunch.
the s-m-n of a black guy
girl one: what did you do last night?
girl two: i swallowed some chocolate milk, and now my knee isn’t working.
the nectar of the gods. the greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest anything ever to exist.

some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. these people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have s-x for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

someone invented powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. they failed miserably.
it is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
best drink in the world. why? no reasons. it just is.
gimme some of that chocolate milk will ya’?
the ultimate beverage.
i consumed two gallons of chocolate milk today.
milk mixed with roasted cocoa beans, and sugar.
the idea originally came from a philosopher, who argued that white women give white milk, and n-gg-rs give dark milk.

because dark milk was so hard to produce, in many ways tasted terrible, and in some ways even was lethal, they decided to add sugar to it, and make it out of coco beans instead!
the wh-r- gives chocolate milk because she’s a n-gg- bamboon!
just like n-gg-r sperm is dark, so her milk is dark.