chocolate mint on the pillow
when one party or person takes a sh-t in another persons bed and neglects to inform them.
“my buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn’t feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. later he said he was feeling much better. little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow.”
“man, my ex is lame, good thing i left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up”
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