Chocolate Moonpie
when a man f-cks a girl in the -ss, and the girl sh-ts on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her sh-t. thus creating a “chocolate moonpie”.
jimmy: “did you hear? tommy got chocolate moonpied yesterday.”
sally: “no i didn’t, what the f-ck is chocolate moonpied?”
jimmy: “well, tommy was f-cking a chick in the -ss last night, and she sh-t on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she sh-t on him!”
sally: “that is soooooo hottt.”
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