chocolate moustache


the act of using a t-rd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
“hey marshall! did you hear about how christian gave josh a chocolate moustache?!”
“yeah juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off.”
“dude, i still cant belive they docked!”
“dude, i hear josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!”
“i’ll take that as him “c-mming” out of the closet”
“lol, i always knew christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing”

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