chocolate nutcracker
a painful s-xual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral s-x. when the male is sure to get said oral s-x the female then bites his t-st-cl-s causing immense pain. many who enjoy pain and find s-xual pleasure in it perform this act.
cindy: my new boyfriend likes pain.
martha: so did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
cindy: oh yeah, and he loved it.
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