chocolate phantom
the act of taking a sloppy, wet sh-t, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your -ss with. symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.
friend one: ‘wakes up and rubs eyes’ “eww dude what the f-ck who the h-ll used my hands as an -ss wipe?!?!” friend two: “oh my f-cking lord who the h-ll is responsible for this?!?!” you: “i have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom.”
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