Chocolate Police
chocolate police (noun) governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. more likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.
at the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
unknown shopper: – shuffle –
nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of cadbury’s): “ohh!!!”
unknown shopper: “errr… are you alright?”
nancy: “sorry. i thought you were the chocolate police.”
later, in the car:
mikey: “you’ll be sorry later on.”
nancy: “shut up.” – chomp – “just let me enjoy it.” – slurp –
mikey: “the chocolate police will get you.”
nancy: “i know.” – munch – “i’ll deal with them later. mmmm!”
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