Chocolate Punching Bag
the s-xual act in which the male inserts his t-st-cl-s into his partner’s -n-s, where he/she will sh-t them out. then the male takes his now fecally coated scr-t-m, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat irish/scottish accent. giggles are permitted.
glenn: i gave jill a chocolate punching bag. i got up to 32 before she p-ssed out and my bruises became inbearable. not a night i will soon forget.
ben: epic.
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