Chocolate Riser
a co worker or friend that constantly makes sh-t up about themselves. the kind of sh-t you know he’s lying about and he shows that he’s lying, but will protest that it’s truth.
also known as a cocoa ascender.
guy#1: hey man you know i’m the grandson of an apache chief?
guy#2: bull sh-t man, you’re the whitest dude i know.
guy#1: no bro, for real his name was chief david.
guy#2 f-ck you dude. you’re such a chocolate riser.
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