chocolate rubber duck
this one is rude… but ok, there you go:
you take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).
then mix your brown sh-t with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.
afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.
that little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.
next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!
that b-tch gets a chocolate rubber duck as present!
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