chocolate sky-dive
an expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. it must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. however for maximum points, the impact must kill them. giving pink eye adds bonus points.
dude! the other day me and derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! he almost died and got pinkeye, that’s so many points!
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