Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry
chocolate smoothie mudhole pie topped with a cherry ingredients concist of:
– 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of sh-t.
– three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
– 1 -ss hole (the female -n-s is more conveinent for locational reasons)
– 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered v-g-n-l intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
now that you have the ingredients to create your own chocolate smoothie mudhole pie topped with a cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
step 1. grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
step 2. place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl’s -n-s, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
step 3. carefuly place a p-n-s into the blender/shaker and begin to -j-c-l-t- aproximently 3 – 4 tablespoons of seamen.
step 4. conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
tip: weather you are using a male or female’s -n-s, they can prepare for this chocolate smoothie mudhole pie topped with a cherry by not whiping the -n-s after unloading their -ss holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
step 5. carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the -ss hole.
step 6. last but not least top the chocolate smoothie mudhole pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (if the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the chocolate smoothie mudhole pie to add the final ingredient)
thank you and i hope you enjoy your chocolate smoothie mudhole pie topped with a cherry =d
eve: now that we’ve had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?
adam: a chocolate smoothie mudhole pie topped with a cherry sounds delicious right now
eve: you read my mind!
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