chocolate spider
also known as the old brown eye. the -n-s.
i saw a lady doing -n-l bleaching on tv. if she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that’s ok with me.
another name for -sshole
“peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider.”
after c-mming in her -ss, she forces out your j-zz like a spider forces out its silk. an -n-l cream pie.
she can pull-off a chocolate spider better than i can pull-off a spiderman.
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