Chocolate Star Stamp
the act of accidentally pressing your b-tt orifice against your partner’s lower back or other random body part.
my girlfriend was sitting between my legs in the bath tub, she moved forward so that i could lie back to wet my hair. my -ss then slid forward and i gave her the chocolate star stamp on her lower back. true story.
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