chocolate strangler
verb: the act of squeezing a person’s gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person’s glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-s-xual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
gregor was upset with thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.
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