Chocolate Sundae
a meal consisting of a scoop of ice cream placed on the b-tthole of a s-xual partner. whipped cream may be used if ice cream is not available.
d-mn…handel’s aint got sh-t on the chocolate sundae i had with sam last night.
dude friendlys should add the chocolate sundae to their menu.
taking your girlfriend up the -rs- while your mum and dad are at church
tyron – “wh-ssup bro?”
winston – “i’m at home innit, the folks are out drinking tea with the coffin dodgers at church so i persuaded me b-tch to try one of my chocolate sundaes”.
tyron – “really winston, by the end of it did she have a face full of cream?”
winson “yeah and extra salty chocolate”
when a white man c-ms in a black gurls v-g-n-, then smears it all up, making a chocolate sundae….add the white mans d-ck 4 a bannana, use his b-lls for nuts!
i took this black b-tch out for dinner. i got h-rny so we left b4 dessert. we got home and went to the bedroom to f-ck. she keep b-tchin that she wanted sum ice cream……i made her a chocolate sundae
when you take a sh-t on your girlfriends chest and then jerkoff on top and add a cherry
my girlfriend wanted a chocolate sundae from dairy queen, so i delivered right between her t-ts, then she sucked me off
when you fill your girlfriends -ss with whip cream after she has eaten a large amount of nuts and in turn slurp it out with a straw
i gave my girlfriend a chocolate sundae last night.
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