Chocolate Teabag
the act of dipping one’s t-st-cl-s into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.
variations include:
the fruit and nut: add raisins.
the fererro rocher: allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.
the aero teabag: as with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. warning! do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. also don’t run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.
the chocolate marble teabag cake (the chomtea): a soho special. you and your friends may enjoy -j-c-l-t-ng multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. commence with dipping, as per usual.
experience this chocolate teabag yourself.
when you wipe someone’s -ss with your n-ts-ck.
hey charlie, your -ss is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!
when a scr-t-m that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another’s mouth.
jennifer: i used to teabag dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and i almost gagged!
similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you sh-t and whipe your -ss towards your b-lls so you can get the “chocolate” with the tea bag
ryan p-ssed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him…he loves chocolate teabags
(noun) the act of placing ones t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m into the -n-s of another. often requires significant preparation by both parties. some variations have the p-n-s of the chocolate teabagger enter the v-g-n- of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.
rodney have gave his girl a chocolate teabag last week. neither could walk for 3 days!
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