chocolate teabag bandit mask
when you dip your b-lls in chocolate and place them over someone’s eyes, so that when you move your b-lls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
jim had p-ssed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so danny took out his b-lls and gave jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
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