chocolate teapot


uk: insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident pr-ne, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

variations include:
chocolate kettle
chocolate fireguard.
private you have left your safety catch of again…you are a slob, you are about as much use as a fekin’ chocolate teapot!, etc, etc….
uk: a chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: “as much use as a chocolate teapot”

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