Chocolate Volcano
this is for the ladies! when your man wants -n-l s-x, but you’re not feeling it…take a sh-t ton of ex-lax. when he you feel it start to work, engage in -n-l s-x. as he’s enjoying himself…let the sh-t erupt!
i really did the chocolate volcano one time, and my lover never wanted -n-l s-x again…thank god!
when one partner puts baking soda and vinegar in other partners -sshole, the the other partner sh-ts out the now ‘chocolate’ volcano.
my girlfriends -ss exploded when i did the “chocolate volcano” last night.
when you give a girl a whole pack of ex-lax, and then f-ck her -sshole until she says she’s about to sh-t, then you pull out, put her -ss in the air and she erupts like a volcano.
billy was feeling kinky, so he gave his girlfriend the chocolate volcano.
this is described as when you cr-p in a woman’s mouth to fill it. once filled the
cheeks are slapped on the sides to create
an expulsion of poo every where.
the chocolate volcano is only in theory and
has never been tried, not to my knowledge anyway.
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