chocolate waldo
1. s-xual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud -n-l s-x on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the m-sses.
girl: owww! what? what just happened? where did you go?
pedestrian 1: is that a crunch bar?
pedestrian 2: dude, i think that girl just got a chocolate waldo!
steve: nice.
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