Chocolate Whisper
when you p-ss out on the bed with your head next to your buddie’s -ss and he farts gently into your face.
evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
art: “dude, you’re going to rub your face raw!”
evan: “dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! i don’t want to go to work with any farticles on my face!”
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