Chocolate Wolverine
when you are drilling a girl in the -ss from behind. you then proceed to pull out, wipe the cr-p off your d-ck with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling wolverine’s hair cut.
once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and “clawing” at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).
difficulty: 8.5/10
i hooked up with this chick and gave her the chocolate wolverine of a lifetime…my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
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