chocolategasm
when tasting chocolate and feeling the full pleasure of it and sighing as you taste it, making all your problems disappear. 🙂
sally: “man, periods suck”
jane: “here, have this” -p-sses chocolate-
sally: “mmm” -sighs-
jane: “oh you just had a chocolategasm!”
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