Chodameter
a device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person’s rectal cavity. the chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or cpi (carnage per inch) to the choda.
the doctor used a chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband’s foot forced into his -n-l cavity.
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