Chode
a p-n-s that is wider then it is long
“did you hear? matt has a chode!”
a p-n-s wider than it is long
my boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn’t get a good grip because he had a chode.
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
justin bieber
just bieber is a chode.
i don’t know where most of you got your f-cking definitions for this word, but the chode has nothing to do with a short or fat p-n-s. it is a synonym of “taint” and “gooch”. it is the area between your sac and your -sshole. why would you create a definition for something that doesn’t exist, you morons?
“last night, you mom tongued my chode.”
when your p-n-s can touch all sides of a tuna can without touching the bottom.
my oh my, look what he is doing with that starkist can! he has a chode!
1) the skin between your b-lls and your -sshole
2) a stupid person who does stupid things
1) “dude, my gf licked my chode last night”
2) “tara is such a chode sometimes”
the area between your srotum and r-ct-m… from the mid 1800’s when this was thought to be a muscle. in 1879, it first showed up in medical books as chodimus maximus, and was later shortened to chode in 1903. in 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
in french it is known as the taint and the souix indian tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
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