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• phil lesh

  b-ss player for the grateful dead , he has fans called phil zoners , zoners for short , he also wants everybody to be an organ doner because we wouldnt have phil without just that very thing! oh man phil was droppin some bombs tonight

• alien head

  (verb)the act of using trickey or deciet to show one of your t-st-cl-s hanging out of your pants to another person. me:hey scott, is this the right time -holding watch near zipper with 1 t-st-cl- hanging out- scott: omfg you gave me alien head a baby’s head isn’t hard until at least a few months […]

• Chominators

  large, thick, usually horn-rimmed gl-sses that look like something a stereotypical ch-m- (child molestor) would wear. also called “predator 3000s.” man, what you be wearing those chominators for? shut up, my regular pair of gl-sses broke so i’m wearing the ones the prison gave me.

• Phillie Browned

  having pulled a carrot out of one’s -n-s, then promptly putting it into a buffet line for consumption. i wouldn’t take that carrot, son. the brown stains suggest that it has been phillie browned.

• Blukkake

  a group of smurfs simultaneously -j-c-l-t-ng upon the face of a female “last night smurfette partook in a mean blukkake”

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