chode mites


hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (chode:you ;] )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make sh-r- to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence p-rn you will die.
sh-t raul you got your chode mites all over me!
raul: if you didn’t have such a chode you would’nt have that problem!

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