Chode Monkey


one who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.
maggie fransisco is a chode monkey
a stain or remnants left by -j-c-l-t-ng chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc
“my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!”
chode monkey describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
infuser is a chode monkey
somebody who come’s into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.
“did that chode monkey just try to open a heineken on your window sill??”

“dude that chode monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!”
universal term.
1. he’s a chodemonkey.
2. i am the chodemonkey.
3. what the chodemonkey?
4. i chodemonkey, you chodemonkey, he chodemonkeys, we all chodemonkey all the chodemonkey time.
5. that chodemonkey jumps up and down chodemonkely
6. why are you so chodemonkey?
7. that chodemonkey just evolved into a naked mole chode

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