Chode Spasms
when a person with a chode is ready to c-m or pee, there can be a block up. it is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. this causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one’s chode.
ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to c-m and i got chode spasms. it hurt for days.
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