chode test
the chode test or procedure is:
grab a tuna can
stick d-ck in can
if d-ck touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
man, i took the chode test like you said. i won’t say any more than that.
my d-ck didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
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