Chode warmer


a part of the anatomy used to warm a chode, most commonly a v-g-n-, but not exclusively. on occasion the term is used more generally to refer to a female h-m-sapien.
i really want to go snowboarding this weekend, but my chode warmer would throw a fit.

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