chodus
a real d-ckhead
my baby’s mommas orbiter is a chodus
a d-ck that is wider than it is long
slang in hindi meaning “f-cker”. a person can also be called this if they behave in an idiotic manner.
man that boy fadu is a “chodu”
a chodus is when a d-ck is short and fat and chubby. normally it gets stuck in the f-nny hole and cannot come back out. usually special operation is needed.
i have a chodus and it got stuck last time, i had to cut it off and buy a fake one.
a chodus is what jantzen minton abosulutely loves to munch on every day. he likes it best when the chodus goes off and shoots the ‘special sauce’ as he calls it on his face and private region.
im jantzen minton and i love the chodus.
roommate who eats b-llsacks and occasionally smokes the pole
hey chodus, stop eating c-ck
chodus is the defenition of sam’s c-ck!
small and square!
the thing at the lower part of sams body
slang for the part of the skin between the male t-st-cl-s and the -n-s.
i rub my chodus when im jackin off, helps me c-m better.
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