chof
m-st-rb-t- w-nk to stroke the p-n-s violently between the first two fingers and the thumb. usually done in an aggravated, overly enthusiastic manner and in inappropriate places such as your friend’s house, a botanical garden or the gym bathroom.
guy1: “where’s guy 3?”
guy2: “nah, he’s choffing in the toilets”
3 more definitions
chof can be any part of speech. it is taken from the book “froggy goes to dinner.” chof is a pretty choffing awesome word. you can subst-tute it for any word. its just that cool.
i am going to chof you up you bztn n00b.
wak!
why yall wana pway hawo?
cl-ssic hall of fame. said after done something funny
you – “today, i was at my grandmother’s house when i noticed a small object that felt rubbery and sticky. it was only after i carefully inspected it that i realised i was playing with my grandmother’s hearing aid. the part that goes inside the ear”
me- ” chof!”
acronym for, “creepy hall of fame”.
one who, usually through dating rituals, performs such odd and vile behavior, they can be inducted into a whole new world of creepiness.
nadine date went in for a good night kiss and ended up licking her chin…he deserves to be in the chof!!!
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