Choif
the name of a certain individual who looks like a baby shrek and yaks at jams. a sure sign of a choif is someone who gets a haircut and there is no noticeable difference.
“yo i got a haircut”
“no you didnt”
“yeah i did man”
” ya ok choif ”
1 more definition
a small, furry rodent, usually a hack. likes chubba alot.
person: man, that guy is a big hack!
friend: i know, he’s such a choif.
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