Choilet
those toilets which you sit on and the head of your p-n-s always touches the front. eww. makes it seem like it’s a “chick toilet” aka choilet.
jake: aw man! >.<
josh: what happened dude?
jake: this is such a choilet!
josh: haha! man i hate those!
jake: i have to like push it down, i don't want germs on the tip of my -flush-!
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