Chojan
similar to the well known trojan prophylactic brand. this is a condom for the smaller gentleman, possessing an inauspicious, stumpy, member that is wider than it is long.
mildred was disappointed to learn that, far from possessing a beef bayonet; humphrey was in fact a user of chojan branded condoms.
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