choke a donkey
1. when you take a cr-p, and sh-t enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, m-ssive t-rd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry f-cked by a frieght train
“i got a cr-p on deck that could choke a donkey” fat b-st-rd
austin powers ii
to eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
a style of eating first practiced by city boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a “free food” canteen.
a technique that has been adopted and refined by hampshire pikey’s
the boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn’t happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.
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