chokefart
chokefart: (noun) a noise that sounds like a fake fart made by someone’s armpit, but really it’s just your co-worker choking on some hummus.
“yo, did you hear the new sales guy making stupid fart noises with his armpit earlier?”
“nah man, that was just emily chokefarting on her hummus again.”
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