choking the nun
euphemism for male masturbation. coined (or at least made popular) by ryan stiles on whose line is it anyway.
“sorry i’m late. i was choking the nun…if you know what i mean.”
stroking the male genetalia repeatedly.
“i love choking the nun every night”
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