choking the smurf
to engage in ‘self-satisfaction’ when unable to get laid. a twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. a tuna wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
ted: oh yea, oh my gosh, yes yes!!!
ted’s mom (to ted’s dad): what is he doing?!
ted’s dad: d-mnit, ted!! you should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! besides, you’re too loud!
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