cholecystitis
when your gallbladder says f-ck you and swells up after eating fatty foods and getting clogged by a gallstone. doc says i been eating too much fried food. i got cholecyst-tis. f-ck this sh-t, it hurts.
me: my doctor says i got cholecyst-tis. i got to eat healthy now.
tyrone: f-ck that. lets go to popeyes.
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