Cholestrolling
purposefully blocking a walkway so people can’t get past, much like cholesterol in an artery.
person 1: “we should move, we’re in people’s way…”
person 2: “b-tch please, i’m cholestrolling!”
person 1: “omg, move!”
person 2: “hahaha… cholestrololol”
person 1: “stfu d:<"
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