cholly
a heavyset woman, typically used for one nite stands or booty calls.
it’s almost closing time, i better find me a cholly.
1. to bail out of something at the last minute
2. to break a contract or lie about a previously made agreement, verbal or written
4. to choose your girlfriend over hanging out with your buddies
he didn’t show up again! that’s 2 weeks in a row he’s pulled a cholly!
charlie: hey uhh i’ll met you up at 7 pm at the st. johns cool?
you: yeah sure np
-7pm-
you: ….
-8pm-
you: …..
-9pm-
you: texting… dude where the h-ll are you!?
charlie: oh uhh yeah i cant make it. me and my girl are going shopping.
you: d-mn cholly… you flaking -sshole
the sphincter licker. one who licks the sphincter for pleasureable purposes. it can also be used as an insult to someone you dislike. i mean, who wants to be called a sphincter licker? a term made up byy two pretty awesome girls looking for a new insult.
“ugh, jack is such a smelly disgusting cholly.”
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