Cholo Spoon
the act of holding one’s girlfriend around the waist, from behind, while standing. think of the cholo/chola couples you see at school, at your local mall or on the bus. there are a few different variations to the cholo spoon and they can be modified if the cholo proceeds to place his chin on either of his chola’s shoulders.
#1. traditional cholo spoon – the cholo clasps his hands together and rests them on his ruca’s abdominal area.
#2. hidden cholo spoon – the cholo places his hands inside the front pocket of his heina’s giant hooded sweatshirt causing his hands to be hidden from plain view.
#3. mobile cholo spoon – the cholo and his vieja walk to the same destination in the act of the traditional cholo spoon or the hidden cholo spoon.
ex. #1
tom: dude, check out lil’ joker and la shy girl. i bet you they’re only cholo spooning to hide his b-n-r.
bill: yeah, you’d think his d-ckies that are 12 sizes too big would do the trick.
ex. #2
fred: do you see spooky working a hidden cholo spoon on baby giggles?
barry: holy b-lls! i wonder if he’s giving her the business underneath that giant hooded sweatshirt.
ex. #3
harry: dude! look at mr. puppet and tiny lil whisper go! that must be the fastest mobile cholo spoon i’ve ever seen!
ed: if the mobile cholo spoon was an olympic event, cholos would take the gold, for sure! . . . .you probably won’t believe this but they wouldn’t even have to take it because i think they’d have a legitimate shot at winning it fair and square.
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