Chomskamas
(n) – russian christmas, almost identical to american and european christmas with the minor exclusion of one or more of the following (depending on the region of russia):
1. joy
2. goodwill towards men
3. presents
4. sembelance of humanity
5. chomskamas trees
“oh sh-t i’ve been slated to go to my aunt ivanna’s house in russia for christmas break. i hope she doesn’t make us celebrate chomskamas.”
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